Withdrawal

Readers, I'd like to share a struggle that I've been having recently.

I'm going through some serious withdrawal symptoms right now. I can't sleep. Every minute I'm awake I think of when I'll get to do it again. It's the perfect crutch and makes me feel good. I haven't had this craving for two months now, but it's hitting me hard yet again.

Ladies and gentleman, I'm going to die if I don't wear a necktie soon.