Update: New Wine Direction Cancelled, Back to Boring Menswear

From the Editor:

Yesterday, Jovan revealed his plans to focus on fine wines on this blog from now on. He was quite excited about it. Unfortunately, his wife got quite angry when he went out and bought $3000 of New Mexico wine and they couldn't pay their mortgage this month, so he was forced to go and return it. (Which, as you might know, is a tricky proposition with alcohol.)

She also insisted that the very idea that they ever watched sports, drank beer together, or even set foot into Buffalo Wild Wings was a contemptuous lie fabricated to capitalize on a certain important holiday and threatened to divorce him. He reminded her that this entire scenario was, of course, fabricated in the first place. After some time, Jovan finally came back to the light and realized that tailored clothing was his true passion after all.

April Fools.